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  • What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
    You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
  • How do you make a baby cry twice?
    Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
  • What's the best sound in the world?
    Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!
  • What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
    Sticking pins in their eyes.
  • What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
    A baby with burst armbands.
  • How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
 
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