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• What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
  You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

• How do you make a baby cry twice?
  Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.

• What's the best sound in the world?
  Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!

• What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
  Sticking pins in their eyes.

• What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
  A baby with burst armbands.

• How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

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