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• What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
  A baby in a microwave.

• Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
  In case of a stillbirth, soup.

• What's grosser than gross?
  A garbage can full of dead babies.

• What's grosser than that?
  The one at the bottom is still alive.

• What's grosser than that?
  He has to eat his way to freedom.

• What's grosser than that?
  He goes back for more.

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