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• .What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
  A bus load of babies on fire.

• What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
  One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

• What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
  A baby with forks in its eyes.

• What wiggles spits and is covered in shit?
  An inside out baby!

• When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
  When it starts talking to you again.

• What's pink and chunky?
  A baby with leprosy.

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