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• What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
  A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

• What's the difference between a lamp and a dead baby?
  It's really easy to turn on a lamp.

• What's small, and shiny, and blue?
  A baby with a plastic baggy over its head.

• What's small, and red, and full of holes?
  A baby on a bed of nails.

• What do you call a baby on a stick?
  A Kebabie.

• How do you get a baby out of a tree?
  You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata!

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