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• What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
  A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

• What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
  Cancer.

• What is the definition of revenge?
  A baby with a dog in its mouth.

• How are babies and the elderly alike?
  Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.

• What bounces up and down at 100mph?
  A baby tied to the back of a truck.

• What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life
  You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter

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