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• Why did the dead baby cross the road?
  It was chained to a bumper

• What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
  I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

• How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
  4 1/2.

• What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
  A baby chewing on razor blades.

• What is green and sits in a corner?
  The same baby, six weeks later.

• What do vegetarian ogres eat?
  Cabbage patch kids.

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