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• What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
  Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.

• Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
  To see the expression on it face!

• What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
  A trashcan lid in a dead baby.

• What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
  Sandy.

• Why did the baby fall off the swing?
  Because it had no arms or legs.

• What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
  Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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