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• How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
  With a blender!

• How do you get them out again?
  With tortilla chips!!!

• How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
  Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

• What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
  A baby shot through a snowblower.

• What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
  Deep Throat.

• Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
  So you can see the expression on its face!

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