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• What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
  A B*g Mac.

• What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
  Bob

• What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
  A baby playing in a plastic bag.

• How do you make a man pregnant?
  Stick a dead baby up his ass!

• How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
  Stick a javelin through it's head.

• How many babies does it take to paint a house?
  Depends how hard you throw them.

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