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• Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
  Because they're hand made.

• What's brown and gurgles?
  A baby in a casserole.

• What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
  A baby with a punctured lung.

• What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
  Fucked.

• How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
  Nail its other hand to the floor.

• What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
  Art.

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